Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
“Karl, you’re pretty close to home - being New Zealand. Must be nice to be here to do this.” [x]
Never underestimate the degree to which New Zealanders and Australians hate each other. IT’S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.
It’s a spider thing
It’s a spider thing
(Source: charmedbyred)